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Must read for staff retreats, from The Onion, spotted by the good folks at Teach and Learn

“Our public high schools place too much focus on preparing kids for professional careers,” Chao said. “This waste of resources leaves our dropouts, the majority of whom have no chance of ever finding a job, wholly unprepared to sleep till 1 p.m., or watch daytime television while eating ramen noodles out of an upturned Frisbee.”

–Guestblogger MG