I Put A Spell On You!

Eduwonk exclusive! Must credit Eduwonk! Here is the text of the first memo from Margaret Spellings to political appointees at Department of Education and conservative education activists:

From: Incoming Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings

To: Department of Education political appointees, Bill Bennett, Chester Finn, Clint Bolick, Heritage Foundation staff, and various “family” groups

Date: November 18, 2004

Re: The New Regime

I put a spell on you
Because you’re mine.
You better stop
The things that you’re doin’.
I said “Watch out!
I ain’t lyin’, yeah!
I ain’t gonna take none of your
Foolin’ around;
I ain’t gonna take none of your
Puttin’ me down;
I put a spell on you
Because you’re mine.
All right!

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