The worst part is, there’s probably some interesting stuff in some of those sessions, actually useful to classroom teachers, grounded in experience, etc. But who could tell?

As amusing as this conference sounds, I’d be too afraid to enter the rooms. I bet an alarm would go off alerting people to the fact that I’m not a Marxist, and have taught in a voucher school and a charter school. I’d have to get out of there before they started pelting me with parentheses and slashes.